I just wanted all the ladies to know that if you feel like you don’t get carded at bars or clubs enough because you think you look old, get braces. I went to see the uncut version of The Exorcist on Saturday and I got carded for the movie. They asked me for ID, people, and I will be 28 next month!!! All that I am saying is, choose braces as an alternative to plastic surgery. My happy hour party went well on Friday. Everyone got trashed. On Sunday, I went to see dem dere O’s, hon. That’s Ballmerese for going to see the Orioles baseball game. It was the last game and we actually shut out the Yankees. I had some beers, a super dog and a pretzel, so I was happy. Mmmmmmmmm, super dog.