I’m glad I got through Valentine’s Day, aka V-Day, without stabbing someone. This is the worst excuse to buy a card ever. Can I feel anymore single than on that day? What the fuck with the smug couples who do all this last minute planning? When I was in a relationship, I had all my plans made a month ahead of time. There was none of this calling restaurants on V-Day, or trying to schedule a massage the day before. It’s unbelievable how lazy and stupid couples are, especially men. I know that many people say every day should be Valentine’s Day. That is not fucking true, otherwise ladies would be getting flowers, chocolate and some sort of jewelry every day. Suck it up and make an effort to make the day special. Or you could be like me: snuggle up with a bottle of wine after a long day at work.