I don’t think chatting with someone online would be as bad as a first date. I was grossly wrong.
Douchebag: Hi baby
Me: You called me baby. I’m a little older. How are you?
Douchebag: I’m great and sober can u chat a while now?
Me: for a few minutes. where are you now?
Douchebag: wanna trade pics? ny
Me: no i’ve seen your pics on the [insert dating site.com here]
OFFLINE: Douchebag has signed out.
Me: well that was odd.
Just what the hell is going on? Is the entire dating pool tainted and very shallow?