I was in a mini-burger eating contest on Monday. I thought that since the grand prize money was $500 and I had nothing to loose. Besides, even if I didn’t win, I still get a free lunch! Of course I was the only woman in the contest. I was nervous and hungry. I ate nine burgers and felt like ass. There were 2 other guys who managed to scarf down eight burgers. I was happy I beat someone. The winner ate 14 burgers and proceeded to throw up in the bathroom before accepting the award. Instead of throwing up, I drank a few beers after the contest. Let’s face it, that was a free lunch as far as I’m concerned.