Soon to be an old lady

You noticed I was gone.  I know, it’s been a while.  I had to move, but I didn’t think moving would cause so many problems. First, my local phone company sucks.  They just suck. They delay the order and then they cancel it.  I was without internet access for days!  The bastards.  And now in my lovely old house, I have an extended family of snails.  Yes, you are not going crazy, I said snails.  Each night, a little bugger visits myself and the cats.  Very gross.  I am so far from being unpacked. I still have cups and miscellaneous stuff at my old house!  My cats freaked out about the spiral staircase.  They were both afraid to climb up the stairs.  Mufasa would meow and then go up one step and then meow again and go up another step.  It was funny.  So I will be unpacking and getting myself together before the big birthday, which is Sunday.  I know, I am not 30 yet, but this is the last year that I can say I am in my 20’s.  I am going to cry.