Posted on May 8, 2002

Karma

Things are a little better now.  My happy hour thing was in effect. When I get the pics developed, I’ll post them.  And I have bumped into every guy that I have dated for the past two years in the span of two weeks.  No, that’s only four guys and yes, it’s true, I really don’t get any, as you can tell.  But it is good that I saw them, because now I know how much they suck and how much better off I am without them! I love ignoring The Egomaniac who just never called and then telling him that I just don’t like him.  When Mr. I Asked One of Your Friends On a Date and Lied to You About It tells you he is buying a house, that it is in a crack town part of the neighborhood and it’s all he can afford, things look brighter.  Suddenly, telling him that you found a fixer-upper for next to nothing is wonderful.  But then adding that it is two rowhomes together and that you plan on having a kitchen that Emeril has nothing on, is just fantastic.  It is a great feeling when The Mechanic admits that he screwed things up and he lost a good thing and he doesn’t know what to do.  But the best was seeing Mr. Selfish USA that ditched you getting dumped.  Yeah it was funny because it was 9:00am in the morning and she distinctly said that “It’s been over for weeks! Just leave me alone!”  Life is sweet!!!  Now if I could just stop bumping into my ex MFM (My Favorite Mistake or M****F***ing Mistake) and his new girlfriend, Stick Figure With No Soul, I would be a happier person.