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I was ecstatic that Glenn Close won the Best Actress award for Damages.  I was surprised but very happy that Bryan Cranston won the Best Lead Actor in a Drama Series for Breaking Bad.  This show is deliciously devious, I mean how can a high school chemistry teacher become a drug dealer/manufacturer?  I love that show, in fact all the shows I love won: Mad Men, Damages, Pushing Daisies, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock and Samantha Who?, they all kicked butt.  I cannot say enough about Mad Men.  John Hamm is the man’s man, just walking sex in a suit and tie, smoking a cigarette.  If I ever write the weird yet funny stories of my life in a tv series, I’m going straight to AMC.

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So Martha was all blogged out today for her show.  She had my two favorite bloggers, Perez Hilton and Matt Armendariz.  It was an entire show about blogging and it was fantastic.  These people make a chunk of change from their blogs.  It’s funny because Perez started his site in 2004…err actually, that’s not funny because if I started my blog in 2000, I should be making as much dough as him.  *sighs*

Well not really.  The mysterious female voice from the Eagle Eye movie is Julianne Moore.  Damn!  I thought it was Diane Lane.  It doesn’t matter, I’m still going to see it.

I watched the new 90210, you know, to see myself.  *guffaws*  For those of you who don’t know, Shenae Grimes is one of the stars.  She is supposed to replace the Brenda character from the 90s version of the show.  The first episode was okay and the CW got some nice numbers, but the second episode, not so much.  Well no wonder she didn’t want to buy my domain.  Note: I even changed my byline just to get more traffic.  Take that, stick figure with no soul.

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I am seriously crushing on Russell Brand.  I think he is brilliant and hilarious. He hosted the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards this past Sunday and it was hysterical.  I loved his jokes about purity rings.  I nearly peed my pants when he talked about Palin’s future grandbaby as a “PR stunt.”  He called President Bush a retarded cowboy and I started to cry.  This man was so funny in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  Whenever he is on the Tonight Show, he goes on rants about how Jay Leno wants to make him a little brother or sister with his mother.  Here are some linky links:

• The London Telegraph has this article on whether or not his appearance will boost his career.
• Entertainment Weekly asked readers to post comments on his performance.
• A little ditty on his next movie with Adam Sandler.
• Russell Brand’s MySpace page, and yes, I’m a friend.

I was in a mini-burger eating contest on Monday.  I thought that since the grand prize money was $500 and I had nothing to loose.  Besides, even if I didn’t win, I still get a free lunch!  Of course I was the only woman in the contest.  I was nervous and hungry.  I ate nine burgers and felt like ass.  There were 2 other guys who managed to scarf down eight burgers.  I was happy I beat someone.  The winner ate 14 burgers and proceeded to throw up in the bathroom before accepting the award.  Instead of throwing up, I drank a few beers after the contest.  Let’s face it, that was a free lunch as far as I’m concerned.