Tomorrow, I leave for NYC…again. I am excited. I said I wouldn’t talk about my work-seeking woes, so mum is the word. In other news, Tofurkey Day, aka Thanksgiving was great. I spent time with two of my friends at their huge house and had plenty of food and drink. It was nice to relax, to not be job hunting, and talk to humans! I am sure my cats are sick of me. Who knows what I’ll be doing for Christmas, but I hope a glass of wine will be factored in that day.
Oh my gravy, the Oprah’s Favorite Things show was crazy. She gave away LG refrigerators! I would have lost my mind if I was in the audience. And LG is having them installed and will donate their old fridges to charity. Is there nothing this woman can’t do?
In other news, nothing is going on with the job situation. In fact, I am sick of talking, let alone complaining about it any more. I am still applying for things and following up on a few leads. I pray that I will find something soon. Scratch that, I know I will find something soon.
My birthday was filled with wine, women and song. Make that chardonnay, Bridget Jones’s Diary on dvd and the American Music Awards. Good times. So I would post my horoscope from the local paper, but it made me sad. Not to mention, when I got my chinese food order, I received a fortune cookie with no fortune. What the hell? No fortune! So, I chose the NY Times birthday horoscope.
There will be times over the coming 12 months when it seems as if you are under divine protection. That’s because you are. Now that you know that you can cast off your fears and attempt some of those things that you have so often dreamed about but dismissed as wishful thinking. This year your wishes will come true.
Yeah, that’s better. And cheers to me!
I am digging all the british and australian actors that play americans on tv. Damian Lewis is the lead character on NBC’s show, Life. The lovely Michelle Ryan is also on NBC as the Bionic Woman. I’ve already talked about Kevin McKidd, the scottish version of my favorite mistake, who stars in Journeyman. So NBC has all the UK love. But then there is there is Moonlight, a CBS show about vampires. The lead actors, Alex O’Loughlin and Sophia Myles, are Australian and British respectively. I like it, but I don’t think it will last another season because it’s on Friday nights. But I’ve saved the best for last. My future baby daddy, Julian McMahon who plays Dr. Christian Troy on Nip/Tuck. First, he is australian, second, he went to law school, and last, he is damn fine. I have loved this show since its inception and will never get tired of seeing Julian’s bum. What is really crazy is that all of the above mentioned play americans, accent and all. I think it’s wonderful, not to mention the shows are smart and well written.
I love the earth. I like to recycle and I am all for going green. When I become financially stable (and actually have a job) I will buy a hybrid car. But seriously, Treehugger.com has gone too far. This morning, MSN displayed an article about going green with your sex life. I was curious so I read the article. There were so many ideas that were way out there, and I spotted several spelling and grammar mistakes. When I checked the article before writing this post, the mistakes were corrected. But I’m smarter than the average bear, so I found the original article from the treehugger website, and it still had the errors. I love the net! I liked the alternatives for personal grooming, and the links to get eco-friendly sex toys. Yeah, I didn’t know they existed either. Besides the fact that the author has no idea how to use the spellcheck feature, he actually thinks unprotected sex is better for the environment.
If you have a steady partner and you’ve both been tested for STDs, the pill is an option that can cut out the condom waste. Be aware that there are rising concerns about the hormones from birth control pills ending up in waterways and having serious effects on wildlife, both from pills flushed down the toilet, and from women’s urine.
Oh yes, he did just say that. But wait, it gets better…
Of course the biggest ecological impact resulting from sex is a baby. Human population is arguably the most threatening force on Earth, and with human population expected to reach 8.3 billion by 2030, reproducing is perhaps the largest impact any of us have.
I’m confused. Should I not pee if I’m on the pill, and if I am dating someone exclusively, we don’t have to use condoms, right? Unbelievable. This is the most unreliable and unrealistic advice that I have ever heard. Listen, keep using condoms, don’t flush them when you’re done and stay on the pill until you’re ready to have kids.
Oh there is a God. David Beckham will be modeling Armani underwear in a campaign that will launch later on this year. The photos were taken last Friday and I am sure they will be worth the $40 million he is rumored to have been paid. I am counting the days…
