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Let me tell you about Temptation Island 2 on Fox. All of the women on the show are manipulative bitches. And to make matters worse, all the men are whipped! These women don’t know how good they have it with these guys. And I am here, totally single, the least manipulative woman on the face of the planet. It is disgusting. Not to mention half the temptress chicks are chunky or skanky. If I was on that show, forget it, all the guys would want me.

You noticed I was gone.  I know, it’s been a while.  I had to move, but I didn’t think moving would cause so many problems. First, my local phone company sucks.  They just suck. They delay the order and then they cancel it.  I was without internet access for days!  The bastards.  And now in my lovely old house, I have an extended family of snails.  Yes, you are not going crazy, I said snails.  Each night, a little bugger visits myself and the cats.  Very gross.  I am so far from being unpacked. I still have cups and miscellaneous stuff at my old house!  My cats freaked out about the spiral staircase.  They were both afraid to climb up the stairs.  Mufasa would meow and then go up one step and then meow again and go up another step.  It was funny.  So I will be unpacking and getting myself together before the big birthday, which is Sunday.  I know, I am not 30 yet, but this is the last year that I can say I am in my 20’s.  I am going to cry.

What a weekend! I had drinks at Gecko’s on Friday night. Then we went to this fabulous restaurant named Josephine’s for dinner. And I had to close the night at the Gin Mill. I baked a crap load of cookies for Manny and Leslie’s party on Saturday. There was enough food there to feed the nation! You haven’t lived until you have practiced eating a hot wing and drinking a beer while dancing to the Smiths. On Sunday, the Emmys were on, finally! I was soooooo happy for Sex and the City, the Sopranos, Malcolm in the Middle and for Will and Grace. I love those shows. I should have been packing and cleaning, since I am moving in exactly one week, but I am lazy. I also cooked up a storm, making meatloaf and a one dish chicken bake. I rule.