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It was my first day today without my boss.  It has been rough.  Everyone has to pick up the slack and take more calls.  I don’t mind taking more calls, I just miss actually having a lunch hour.  This crappy product that my company created is supposed to be sold soon, and let me tell you, it won’t be soon enough!  I cannot wait until the day comes where we don’t have to support it.  So my stressful day has finally ended.  *sighs with relief*  Now I have to write more pages for my screenplay. It seems like I never have enough time.

I partied like a rockstar this weekend.  I am surprised I am still alive.  I went to the Auto Show with Tina from work.  I am positive I will purchase a VW beetle.  Then we headed to the Dead End, a bar in Fell’s Point.  I ate the chicken tenders and fries while sucking down 2 big bomber bottles of beer.  There we met some cool Harley enthusiasts, The Norwegian and David.  Tina and I headed to Fell’s Point Cafe and scarfed down a drink there.  Then we headed to the Cat’s Eye Pub and met up with the fellows.  We had a few drinks there and stumbled over to Tina’s for more partying.  David has a boat, and food, so we stumbled there and drank more.  Yes, I still have a liver.  I got out of bed at about 3 pm the next day.  I was sober enough to watch the golden globes.  It was great to see my girl Sela Ward win again.

Something very interesting happened yesterday in my neighborhood.  One of my co-workers who lives near me was going to the supermarket that is very close to the site and saw the police and everything.  Word has it that it may have been a prank performed by a med student.  I just want to know what kind of idiot did it.  Authorities say it was a pretty big penis.  I would love to find out who the guy is that was attached to the penis. Yeah, I need to know if he has a brother who is single…

Well I am back at work again.  I still feel like crap.  Thank goodness my cable company was offering Showtime and The Movie Channel as a freebie this week.  I already have HBO, Starz and Encore for my digital cable, but it was nice to have a change in pace.  And now I have all the drugs I need to survive for the next two years.  Rite Aid had all the Thera-Flu in the world on sale and I had plenty of coupons.  I also picked up the good Kleenex with the lotion on sale, with coupons, of course.  Let me praise the powers of Vicks Vapor Rub!  Get the cream, because it is greaseless and it evaporates quickly, so your whole house does not smell like Vicks. I did stay up to watch Temptation Island last night.  What a bunch of dumb asses!!!  These people are saying to each other, “Hey, I don’t know about you but I want to dangle hotties in front of you and watch your morals crumble as you are worshiped and chased by them, and then wonder why you kissed them or have fun!” I am so sorry, but these couples have been together for a while.  Let me break it down for you:  The couples are like t-bone steaks.  Then they come to this island filled with filet mignon, rib-eyes, etc.  It’s like fresh meat!  What do you think?

I have been at home sick for the last 2 days.  I have sneezing attacks every hour or so.  I blow my nose constantly.  If I have any more soup I am going to puke.  I have this tendency to stress about things that I have no control over and then it manifests into a cold.  Don’t laugh, it’s true.  Anyway, I may have to start exercising more to relieve that stress.  Not that I need to exercise, I just like getting all pumped up. Hopefully I will be back at work tomorrow.

I watched Temptation Island and man was that good!!!  A bunch of dumb ass couples fly to a remote island chock full of people that are sexier than themselves to see if they can make it home as a couple.  Now I know where all the eligible bachelors are:  they’re in the friggin’ Caribbean!  Note to self: fly to remote island in search of men.

I watched the The Mole last night.  Let me tell you, the show will be good.  People are already getting pissed off at each other.  It is cool. I have narrowed the mole down to 4 suspects.  I will watch the next episode and fill you in later.

Man oh man has this week been busy!  My printer is working fine.  I absolutely love it.  My next acquisition will be a web cam.  I want people to watch me sleep!  Actually, I want to spy on my cats when I am at work.  Work has been too much.  It has gotten to the point where I actually work.  But I have an announcement to make: apparently my friend wants to “take the web page to the next level,” so very soon I will no longer be the web chick for Devon’s web site.  It’s so hard to let my baby go, but I have to work on this site and finish my screenplays.  Speaking of screenplays, I have had the worst time formatting my pages.  I think this is why people run out and buy those $400 screen writing programs.