courtesy of the Daily Mail
I am highly upset that my future ex-husband David Beckham is rumored to be playing for AC Milan in January. It’s just for a few months so he can play for England team. Victoria Beckham will be remain here in the US, but will travel back and forth to see him. I’ve always wanted to visit Italy. I really do sound like a stalker now.
Oh there is a God. David Beckham will be modeling Armani underwear in a campaign that will launch later on this year. The photos were taken last Friday and I am sure they will be worth the $40 million he is rumored to have been paid. I am counting the days…
I have to move back to Los Angeles because David Beckham, my second favorite football player, will be playing for the Galaxy team. That’s right, I said football, which is soccer for all of you Americans. I nearly shit two bricks and became a nun. They are paying him $250 million total for five years. So now I have to move back.