Listen, I’ve never been one of those girls who squeal at the sight of some wonderful outfit or fabulous shoes. I’ve been broke most of my life and it’s true that if I die before 3pm tomorrow, I’ll have all the money I need. And I am the last person to give anyone fashion advice. I live in jeans, t-shirts, and flats. But lately, things have changed, and I obsess over purses, and sometimes shoes. I have the most beautiful Chloe Paddington purse, one Coach purse, and one Marc Jacobs purse. I already posted info on the coveted Hermes bag, but now this Loewe ‘Calle’ that Posh glided through the airport with just blew me away. It could be dressed down with jeans or glammed up with a hot pencil skirt. Okay, I cannot believe those words just came out of my head.
Jesus H Christ. The amount of bling on this purse is blinding, and yet, I can’t stop gawking at it. So my future ex-husband, David Beckham, bought this purse as a Christmas present for his present wife, Victoria Beckham. My goodness, this man knows how to shop for a woman. And he’s not stingy. That glorious purse is worth over $150K. Yes, it costs the equivalent of my student loan debt. That lucky bitch.
There goes my future baby daddy with his current wife, Posh Spice. She looks positively divine, and I’m sure I would look fabulous in that dress! The jury is still out on her headband. Normally, Victoria’s hair is in top form, I mean perfectly coiffed. But in this pic? A little reminiscent of Buckwheat say otay. A nice dinner and a Broadway show sounds lovely. Let’s just focus on his shoes….goodness me, that man cleans up nice. *swoons*