Mad for Alice In Wonderland

red dress from Alice in Wonderland
I *heart* this dress from Alice in Wonderland
I was so excited to see Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland.  Imagine my surprise when I became distracted by the dresses Alice wore in the movie.  I’ve become one of those girls.
dreamy frock from Alice in Wonderland

another dreamy frock from Alice in Wonderland

I would even wear the armor/chain maille outfit. What the hell is wrong with me?
putting the sexy in chain mailleputting the sexy in chain maille and armor

Purse Envy

 

my new purse obsession, courtesy of dailymail.co.uk

my new purse obsession, courtesy of dailymail.co.uk

 

Listen, I’ve never been one of those girls who squeal at the sight of some wonderful outfit or fabulous shoes.  I’ve been broke most of my life and it’s true that if I die before 3pm tomorrow, I’ll have all the money I need. And I am the last person to give anyone fashion advice.  I live in jeans, t-shirts, and flats. But lately, things have changed, and I obsess over purses, and sometimes shoes.  I have the most beautiful Chloe Paddington purse, one Coach purse, and one Marc Jacobs purse.  I already posted info on the coveted Hermes bag, but now this Loewe ‘Calle’ that Posh glided through the airport with just blew me away. It could be dressed down with jeans or glammed up with a hot pencil skirt. Okay, I cannot believe those words just came out of my head.

Look away from the bag, Shenae

 

the new blinged out Hermes bag

the new blinged out Hermes bag

 

 

close up of bling purse

both pics courtesy of DailyMail.co.uk

Jesus H Christ.  The amount of bling on this purse is blinding, and yet, I can’t stop gawking at it.  So my future ex-husband, David Beckham, bought this purse as a Christmas present for his present wife, Victoria Beckham.  My goodness, this man knows how to shop for a woman.  And he’s not stingy. That glorious purse is worth over $150K.  Yes, it costs the equivalent of my student loan debt.  That lucky bitch.

Mmmm…Beckhams

courtesy Dailymail.co.uk and Splash

courtesy Dailymail.co.uk and Splash

There goes my future baby daddy with his current wife, Posh Spice.  She looks positively divine, and I’m sure I would look fabulous in that dress! The jury is still out on her headband.  Normally, Victoria’s hair is in top form, I mean perfectly coiffed.  But in this pic?  A little reminiscent of Buckwheat say otay.  A nice dinner and a Broadway show sounds lovely.  Let’s just focus on his shoes….goodness me, that man cleans up nice.  *swoons*