Posted on Jul 8, 2009

Gary, Indiana not Louisiana Paris, France, New York or Rome…

I know that everyone is running around talking smack about Michael Jackson or crying like a baby. We were all taught to respect the dead and not say anything bad about them.  But I’m going to get it out of my system, some sort of purge, if you must label it:

MJ was brilliant. This man created words like shomon or PYT and used slang like tenderoni in songs before LOL or evoo. Don’t get me started about Jesus Juice….

Who else could have hits with Mick Jagger, Sheryl Crow, Slash and Paul McCartney? Anyone who worked with him was guaranteed a hit.  Hello, Sheryl Crow toured with him before Tuesday Night Music Club, before all the grammys, and those were her legs in the Dirty Diana video. He put Vincent Price on the song Thriller…and it sold…big time.  

Who else could rock one glove? Kanye West couldn’t.  Who else could be in a music video with a glittery sequined shirt, sequined pants and boots, and a Jheri curl in front of a strobe light and not be considered gay? Michael fucking Jackson did.   

Angelina Jolie had nothing on his charitable contributions. The man wrote We are the World and Heal the World and put his money where his mouth his. He had one fucking house, granted it was a big one, but he opened it up to kids. There was none of this running around buying a house in every fucking country. He stayed at hotels or friends’ houses and he donated so much cash, even now from his will. He only had 3 kids, not a litter. I don’t care if his kids aren’t his or whatever.  Those kids made their own beds and were respectful. He had kids of every color, every size, every sickness, over to his house for parties and movies.

Michael Jackson grew up fast.  He was 11 years old when he sang on the Ed Sullivan show. Before that, the Jackson Five was the opening band at dance halls and strip clubs. Yes, I said strip clubs, and he was singing songs about love, sex, emotions, and jealousy. Not to mention, he endured the beatings from his dad.  So I could see why he named his entire enclave Neverland. Chasing after that childhood innocence for all those years and being around children, sure he looked like a pedophile. But if I had a choice of letting my son spend time with Michael Jackson or let my daughter spend time with one of the Jonas Brothers, I would pick MJ.  Promise ring my ass.

He was, and always will be, the King of Pop.  This man united people from all countries way before Madonna did.  There was Michael mania, worse than the Beatles, even worse than the George Clooney, Brad Pitt or Robert Pattinson. There was pandemonium wherever he went.  And it wasn’t like girls were chasing after him, it was kids,  and everyone of every age. He was respected, and he will be sorely missed. But for me, my heart will hold a place for him, the black MJ, the white MJ, the Wacko Jacko, all of him. And his music will always speak to me.

Posted on May 28, 2009

Tweet This…

I have been on MySpace since 2004 and FaceBook since 2005.  And now I rule because I have been on Twitter since 2007.  Oh yeah, check yourself before you wreck yourself, I am on top of many a trend, before Oprah, before Ashton Kutcher, there was Achixanthem.  I have incorporated my Twitter feeds in the handy dandy side bar on this site.  I love Twitter! It’s so fast, so easy, so gratifying.  For those of you under a rock, here is some info on all that is Twitter.

Posted on Jan 21, 2009

Shenae Grimes is smokenz da crack

Shenae Grimes looking fugly, courtesy of JustJared.com and FashionIndie.com

Shenae Grimes looking fugly, courtesy of JustJared.com and FashionIndie.com

So my evil same-named nemesis was caught looking like a hot mess while shopping a Pier 1 Imports sale last week.  Eddy Vedder and Cher called and they want their clothes back.

Posted on Nov 28, 2008

Mmmm…Beckhams

courtesy Dailymail.co.uk and Splash

courtesy Dailymail.co.uk and Splash

There goes my future baby daddy with his current wife, Posh Spice.  She looks positively divine, and I’m sure I would look fabulous in that dress! The jury is still out on her headband.  Normally, Victoria’s hair is in top form, I mean perfectly coiffed.  But in this pic?  A little reminiscent of Buckwheat say otay.  A nice dinner and a Broadway show sounds lovely.  Let’s just focus on his shoes….goodness me, that man cleans up nice.  *swoons*

Posted on Oct 30, 2008

David Beckham is moving to Italy

courtesy of the Daily Mail

courtesy of the Daily Mail

I am highly upset that my future ex-husband David Beckham is rumored to be playing for AC Milan in January.  It’s just for a few months so he can play for England team.  Victoria Beckham will be remain here in the US, but will travel back and forth to see him.  I’ve always wanted to visit Italy.  I really do sound like a stalker now.

Posted on Sep 9, 2008

I *heart* Russell Brand

courtesy of The Sun

courtesy of The Sun

I am seriously crushing on Russell Brand.  I think he is brilliant and hilarious. He hosted the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards this past Sunday and it was hysterical.  I loved his jokes about purity rings.  I nearly peed my pants when he talked about Palin’s future grandbaby as a “PR stunt.”  He called President Bush a retarded cowboy and I started to cry.  This man was so funny in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  Whenever he is on the Tonight Show, he goes on rants about how Jay Leno wants to make him a little brother or sister with his mother.  Here are some linky links:

  • The London Telegraph has this article on whether or not his appearance will boost his career.
  • Entertainment Weekly asked readers to post comments on his performance.
  • A little ditty on his next movie with Adam Sandler.
  • Russell Brand’s MySpace page, and yes, I’m a friend.